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Jess Salomon
Mar 22, 2024
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I’m starting this newsletter as a place to share writing, jokes, show dates and hot takes? I hope to build a community where we can discuss or just vent about what is happening in the world.

I decided to start this even though I’m not quite sure what it will be. Not my normal way of doing things. Normally I’d put “figure out a theme and structure for a substack” on a to-do list, avoid that list item at all costs because “it’s probably going to be shit and who needs another newsletter”, and then never do it.

What You Can Expect

I mean, did you just read what I wrote? I have no idea. But I will send something every Tuesday. Could be long, could be short, could be text or video or maybe even a thirst trap?

I will be writing about Israel / Palestine because that is what currently occupies most of my brain space. I’ll probably dig into some love and relationship stuff. And as a little treat, I might occasionally wade into the pop culture - celeb space.

ALL THIS TO SAY feel free to comment, get in touch with me, and tell me what you think this should be. HELP!

Something About Me?

I’m a very confident comedian who knows what she wants and goes for it! Lol imagine?

But in all seriousness folks, I am a comedian who has been on the Tonight Show (a career high after which my life slowly descended into chaos). Prior to that I was a war crimes lawyer with the UN “until I decided it was time to get serious.” I did that joke on the Tonight Show.

I have a dog I believe I gave physical birth to. Her name is Esther Honey El-Husseini.

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